Looking at Jennifer Lopez for the last few years you knew she hated the idea of being Mrs.Marc Anthony.
It was wrritten all over her face. ” I want out of here.”
So why did she marry him?
A very obvious reason. Her career and love life had hit the skids after the most horrible Hollywood coupling ever!
The union of J-Lo and Ben Affeck hilariously dubbed ” Bennifer” pretty much killed her career in the delicate mid 30’s age range.
Here’s how I speculate it went down.( Now that the ” News of the World” is gone, I have no tabloids to consult for my sources.)
But anyway, here’s how it might have gone, based on Hollywood lore.
J-Lo knew she had to act fast, so she called on Marc Anthony, her old stand by guy and said, ” Divorce your wife, we’re on.”
This is a very Hollywood tactic. Call the old guy and announce a new Hollywood power couple is a possibility.
Most likely, Jennifer cried about how lonely she was and how American born and bred guys however tall they may be, are such duds.
” Ben was nothing like you Marc. You are only 5’3, but project such ” manliness” on camera. I realize that now –after dating 50 precent of Hollywood– that you are the only one for me. I want to have your babies. In fact, through the power of modern medicine, I want to have twins! That will cut down on the time I have to remain fat and pregnant and we can be the new Latino power couple. Just think of all the award ceremonies we can attend together!”
That’s how I think it happened. ( I am only speculating because here we don’t have the budget to hack into phones.)
And here’s how I think it all fell apart.
” Marc, I have to tell you something. Steven Tyler likes me alot. And he’s very very tall. In fact, he is both tall and a rock and roll idol. That is somethnig I have never had. I have had rap stars, Latin stars, movie stars, but never Rock stars. I am sorry, this is a coupling I can not pass up. Don’t you see that Marc? This is an opportunity of a lifetime and I am so grateful to you for giving me seven years and two kids. Adios my friend, I hear the new Miss Universe is available and interested in you Marc! Goodbye and good luck.”
Tmz is still investigating, but I think this is an accurate representation. What do you think went wrong and was this a real marriage, or just an arrangement to amp up two Hollywood careers as the bookies in Las Vegas speculated before it all fell apart?