So Will and Kate are getting hitched-oh kit kit kitty aren’t you a lucky gal?
And Second in line to the throne King Will -its okay to call you Bill isn’t it? You’ve chose a real beauty.Boy oh boy you have made Queen Victoria-Empress of Empire smile in her grave.
Every town, every city is alive.The buzz of bells has lifted the spirits at the country pub.The Town Hall has planned festivities with respect to cutbacks in mind-its a public holiday for crying out loud!
Prince William, who has that sweet innocence that reminds us all of his mother, the serene Princess Diana.Her wedding in 1981 that captured the imagination of the entire world will be looking down on her eldest son. How she would have loved to be there on the big day but alas she was taken away from us all by a cruel and wicked accident. But fear not Royal watchers for our spirits do live on so don’t you know that she will be watching from above and if she wants to take a closer look, the angels will fly her down just above Westminster Abbey to keep an eye on the Royal Procession.
Diana would surely approve of you Katie and you both do her proud now-do you hear?
So boys and girls, young and old, black and white, rich and poor, whether you’re planning to celebrate with a quiet soiree or a noisy street party, whether you’re doing a family do or getting merry in the pub, there’s so many souvenirs to remember the biggest day since Prince Andrew married Sarah Ferguson in 1986.
Every fashion, every gift, every secret sealed with a right royal kiss.
We have screen prints and tea-towels, crown broach’s and celebration champagne flutes, elegant dresses and hey Rapunzel! sax blue dresses.
There’s Union Jack lips, clutch those hands tight and walk romantically down the street ,then theres fish scale platform pumps but if that doesn’t suit theres always the limited edition octagonal plates, for those who love gambling theres vintage playing cards and Royal bracelets, sapphire rings and snake cuffs.
If you fancy getting into the mood theres the Royal Rules cushions and Royal wedding mugs and for those that don’t give a damn theres the Be Happy -Smiley Cuffs.
You can have your cake and eat it with the cake decoration packs and the Victoria sponge cake stands.
Treasure all your memories from the big day in the Royal wedding biscuit tin.
Theres the Kiss-Me-Kate blouse and strappy platform clogs. The Royal bunting is so cute and the navy crop snaffle trousers are oh so trendy and how could you miss the Katie scarf -its so pretty in pink.
Party people don’t forget the utterly scrumptious sandwich stands and for the love of your life, why off course buy her the enamel chain bracelet, theres dozens of Royal wedding plates and if your at the races on the big day, the swash-buckling racing glasses look good.
And girls, if its too windy, don’t forget the Crown hairband’s to keep those lovely locks in check, and finally, yes in case it does rain in Blighty when least expected, don’t forget William and Kate’s Union Jack umbrella.
For the republicans who don’t give two hoots about the wedding-lighten up boys and girls. Its all doom and gloom with the credit crunch and banks going bust and bailed out, then theres the wars in the Middle-East and Afghanistan, there’s millions struggling to make ends meet, theres millions looking for jobs so yes amongst this galloping hypochondria of sadness we all need cheering up once in a while.We have ever-increasing divorces and cohabiting couples with not many marriages these days, isn’t it nice that the pillar of the establishment, the First Family of the United Kingdom is setting a fine example and re-kindling the spirit of marriage and family? Come on, don’t be a spoil sport-get into the royal festive spirit.
After all, we only have these big days once every twenty years, unless off course little brother Harry decides to follow big brand decides its time to make an honest woman of blondie-you know that girl from South Africa named after Bill Clinton’s daughter-Chelsy!
Yes, yeehaa and yaahoo to the big Royal day-hip hip-hooray!
London England UK