Anthony Weiner’s favorite song as a child-“I Wish I were An Oscar Mayer Wiener”
Anthony Weiner’s favorite song as an adult “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga
Anthony Weiner’s Hobbies
Photography, very personal photography
Meeting young ladies on Twitter
Attending the Brett Favre school of sexting
Making believe he really is a Democratic Congressman from New York so he can pick up women
Anthony Weiner’s Favorite Movies
Liar, Liar starring Jim Carry
Anthony Weiner’s Favorite Books
How To Pick Up Women
How To Pick Up Women Online
Brett Favre’s Ten Tips On Sexting and Getting Away With It
How To attract Women
Art of Seduction
Facebook for Congressional Dummies
Twitter for Congressional Dummies
How to Lie for Congressional Dummies
Anthony Weiner’s Favorite Food Brands
And his very favorite — — — — wienerschnitzel
Anthony Weiner’s Pick Up Lines
Did you hear my speech last night?
Did You know I was a Congressman?
Did you see those pictures I sent you?
What are you Wearing?
— .. Did you hear my speech last night?
Anthony Weiner’s Words to live by
“I Didn’t Do It” directly from the Polar Express
“I am Tiger Woods”
“I’m taking my balls and glove and I’m going home right now”
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
“I’ve worked for the people of my district for 13 years and in politics for 20 years and I hope they see fit to see this in the light that it is.” And if not, I am going home to the wife I cheated on
Favorite Weiner Jokes
“It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business, the porn star said, ‘I don’t know.'” ‘”Conan O’Brien
“Congressman Weiner is in a lot of trouble since he tweeted those pictures. But good news for him, he just found out he’ll be allowed to keep his porn name … Anthony Weiner.” ‘”Conan O’Brien
“Anthony Weiner admitted to sending inappropriate messages to several women via Twitter, text, email, and Facebook. I think the lesson here is that if you’re going to send explicit pictures of yourself, send them through MySpace, where no one will notice.” ‘”Jimmy Kimmel
“What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?” ‘”Jon Stewart
“51 percent of New York voters think Congressman Weiner should keep his seat in office. The other 49 percent think that he should disinfect it.” ‘”Conan O’Brien
“I don’t know if laws were broken or not, but Weiner was sending around pictures of him in his underpants and I thought, Well, now, wait a minute, what is the big deal? Don’t men and women in Congress get to mail their packages for free?!” ‘”David Letterman
“This is why Twitter exists. Members of Congress can now send you pictures of their penises electronically. Remember the old days of Senator Larry Craig when you had to get in your car, drive to the airport, find the airport bathroom, try to figure out which stall he’s in, knock on the door…Now they send it right to your house.” ‘”Jay Leno
“Democrats don’t share our values. An elected official is tweeting dirty photos of himself to strange women who he never meets for sex? Come on! At least Republican Chris Lee was trying to get some action! Republican politicians are man enough to hit that thing. Ensign, Vitter, even when it’s a gay scandal! They’re not tweeting love letters. They’re tearing up an airport bathroom until somebody calls the cops on them!” ‘”Stephen Colbert
“Weiner-gate is teaching me a few things..if a pic posted of my weener on web looks big: i posted it, if its small, my account was hacked ‘”David Spade
“Just my luck! On the same day I find out it’s bad to tweet dirty pictures, FedEx shows up w/ all that penis make-up I ordered!” ‘”Andy Richter
“Tough to know what Weiner was really thinking during his press conference because he was standing behind a podium.” ‘”Andy Borowitz
“Too bad Boehner won’t stand up for Weiner.” ‘”Jason Isbell
By now, Anthony Weiner went home because he needs a break from Congress. The dude has had a really bad week and the rest of the world is having fun with him. We need good leaders to lead our country through a bad economy and to prosperity. Congressman like Anthony Weiner are not the answer to our problems, they are part of the problem with government. Anthony Weiner, this is our way at poking a little fun at you because isn’t that what leading a country is about anyway?