Cameron Reilly, Scots Guard, Banned from Royal Wedding After Calling Kate Middleton Nasty Names

Cameron Reilly, and 18-year-old Scots Guardsman, has been relieved of his royal wedding day duties after unleashing a rant about Kate Middleton on Facebook. Read the UK Press Association report.

Cameron Reilly is a Buckingham Palace guard-you know, the guards who you can laugh in their face, call nasty names, and even piss on their black boots, and they won’t flinch or twitch one muscle. They are stoic, until one of them feels slighted by the soon-to-be-royalty, Kate Middleton.

Here’s what Reilly said of Middleton: “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f*** about hur”

I’m not writing this to lecture you on British royalty, or stuck up princesses, nor do I have anything to say about stoic guardsmen, but judging by Cameron Reilly’s use of language, he shouldn’t just be relieved of his royal wedding duties, he should be relieved of human life.

Coming from the same land as Shakespeare, William Blake, and the Beatles comes a young lad who can barely manipulate the English language. If the Queen decided to chop off his head, I’d be the first to buy a ticket to the show.

According to the Daily Mail:

an anonymous soldier said Reilly is “a big boozer and not what you’d call a thinker. He downs Buckfast fortified wine and likes raucous nights out. He joined Facebook last year and started posting bizarre things. He doesn’t engage his brain before he types. These stupid comments could not have come at a worse time for him. Serving at the Royal Wedding is a huge honour. He has been incredibly naive.”

UK’s Ministry of Defence said in a statement: “In view of the nature of the allegation, it would not be appropriate for the individual to be on parade for The Royal Wedding.”

What would Richard III say about Cameron Reilly?

But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp’d, and want love’s majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them

What would Richard III say about Kate Middleton being allowed into the elite royal class?

Why, this it is, when men are ruled by women