Best Booty Contest, Part II, We Have a Winner!

Just in case you didn’t have a chance to read the my article on ” VA’s Best Booty” contest ” here is a brief summary and update.

One of Norfolk, Virginia’s hottest Radio Stations, 103 JAMZ, featured a ” VA’s Best Booty” contest. Now, don’t get the name of this contest twisted. It’s VA’s Best Booty contest, not VA’s Big Booty contest, although after viewing some of the pics, it looks as though a few contestants were trying to represent the big girls while showcasing their big backsides.

Contest rules were basic and clear as follows:

Rule # 1: Contestants can only submit one (1) sexy photo of your derriere/backside/rear end.

Rule # 2: Keep it clean with no nude photos and no g-strings or thongs.

Rule # 3: Must be 21 years of age and the owner/producer of the submitted photo.

103 JAMZ featured an online, three-page line-up of women’s derriere/backside/rear end and butt in every size, shape and race including small butts, big butts, dark-skinned butts, fair-skinned butts, African American butts, Mexican butts, as well as a few Caucasian butts! Can you say butt pads or butt injections? Is it real or memorex? Nonetheless, all contestants displayed their derriere’s in hopes to win the Grand Prize, a “Designer Handbag” valued at a minimum of $500.00. Although I found the contest to be exciting, fun and full of laughs, it seems a “Butt” pic deserves far more than just a cheesy $500 minimum designer bag. When contestants are bold enough to model their derriere, backside, rear end and butt on the internet they should be compensated for more than just a measly designer bag. A $500.00 (Five Hundred Dollars) cash reward would suffice anytime over a doggone designer bag! In all honesty, VA’s women are known for their voluptuous derriere’s, tush’s or donkey’s, and I have nothing but admiration for all the contestants who boldly entered the contest. Hats off to my ladies who were not too modest to vote! That’s what I’m talking about! You go ladies!

The contest ended on May 23, 2011, and 103 JAMZ narrowed the three-page line-up down to one lucky contestant. The winner of VA’s Best Booty Contest” is……….Drum roll please! Ladies, gentlemen, please put your hands together and give a round of applause to: “Just Bless !!!!!!!!! (click “just bless” to view).

I’m not certain if “Just Bless” means she wants to blessed or if she is blessed, but whatever it means “Just Bless is the proud recipient of the $500 minimum designer bag, and she has been blessed. Get your purse girl!”

Next year 103 JAMZ should consider changing the format to feature a “VA’s Men’s Hot Body” contest with contestants showcasing slim waist, well-defined, broad shoulders, muscular chest, washboard abs, and bulging, rippling biceps. The grand prize winner will receive a “designer men’s handbag” valued at a minimum of $650.00 (men’s bags cost more, lol). If and when it happens, I will be the first to post it for your review and vote.