Afterbirthers Demand to See Obama’s Placenta, a Birth Certificate is Not Enough

First we have the birthers complaining about President Obama not showing us his birth certificate to prove he was born in the United States. Finally, Barack Obama showed us his birth certificate last week. Donald Trump was on the band wagon for weeks complaining about Barrack Obama and his birth certificate. Last August, the afterbirthers demanded the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from inside his mother’s womb. Is this a joke?

The problem all of this nonsense is becoming a joke. President Barack Obama showed us his birth certificate and all of us should be satisfied that our President is a US citizen. Instead of worrying about birth certificates and placentas, we need to worry about what our President is doing to our country.

“WASHINGTON'”In the continuing controversy surrounding the president’s U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as “Afterbirthers” demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama’s placenta from his time inside his mother’s womb. “All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels'”preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery'”and this will all be over,” said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. “To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?” Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bed sheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president’s deceased mother and inspect the corpse’s pelvic bone and birth canal” (Theonion.com)

President Barack Obama showed us his birth certificate and all of us should be satisfied that our President is a US citizen. Instead of worrying about birth certificates and placentas, we need to worry about what our President is doing to our country. Afterbirthers likely still want to see Barack Obama’s placenta from inside his mother’s womb. There is a problem with this, Barack Obama’s mother was born in Wichita, Kansas and this makes President Obama a US citizen by birth. The other problem is Barack Obama’s mother died in 1995 from Uterine cancer. Stanley Ann Dunham has been dead for sixteen years and there is no way you are going to get Barrack Obama’s placenta out of her womb.

Donald Trump, you are rich, but you are also a nutter. Everybody who still wants more than Barack Obama’s birth certificate are also nutters. Barack Obama had his greatest victory last night by killing Osama Bin Laden. This is the first good thing this President can take credit for since he became our 44th President. Give the guy credit for once; he took credit for something important for once.

I still think President Obama is too liberal and he a socialist. I still think President Obama is a weak leader in important times for our nation. I still think President Obama’s budget sucks and his ideas are not good for our country. I for one am satisfied that our President is a US citizen and I don’t want to see his placenta or anything else that is left of his mother’s body. May she rest in peace and never be disturbed over this madness. I know this placenta deal is satire, but our country is full of nutters who spend their time worrying about needless things and forgetting the issues that affect all of us.

Sources

The Onion

Wikipedia

Conservative talk shows

Donald Trump, the man who is becoming a nutter