Actor Ken Jeong plays the outrageously funny Mr. Chow in Hangover 2. The following are my picks for the ten funniest things said by him in the movie. (Warning: contains spoilers).
No. 10: “Yeah, we marry 15 years. What Chow not good looking enough for woman?” Ken Jeong said this quote after Bradley Cooper seemed surprised to hear that he was married.
No. 9: “Holla! City of squalla!” Ken Jeong said this funny quote about the city of Bangkok.
No. 8: “Uh, yeah, from a fucking tattoo guy.” This movie line was said by Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) after he was asked if he knew where Stu (Ed Helms) got his new tattoo from .
No. 7 (funniest Hangover 2 dialogue):
Phil: “What business is that?”
Mr. Chow: “It’s called not your business, ‘kay?”
No. 6: “Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone.” Ken Jeong says this funny Hangover 2 quote when he wakes up to find a monkey sucking on his nipple.
No. 5: “Oh look, you sunk my battle ship.” One of the funniest quotes said by Chow (Ken Jeong) during a part in Hangover 2 when he and Kingsley (Paul Giamatti) are both using laptops to make a business transaction.
No. 4: “I have such an erection right now!” Chow says this funny quote after the high speed car chase and crash in The Hangover 2.
No. 3: “You never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stops, start up again. Read a book!” Ken Jeong says this to Bradley Cooper after a situation earlier where Phil thought he was dead and gone.
No. 2 (funniest Hangover 2 dialogue):
Phil: “Sorry I was having a bad day.”
Mr. Chow: “Oh you were having a bad day. Did you die?”
Phil: “I got shot.”
Mr. Chow: “But did you die?!”
No. 1 (funniest Hangover 2 dialogue):
Samir: “It’s not the money. It’s the principal.”
Mr. Chow: “Principal?! N*gga, please, we both dead inside.”
Funniest quotes source: Hangover Part II movie written by Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.